Saturday, February 28, 2009

Things that make you go hmmmm

I was up late last night, I couldn't sleep. This resulted in me eventually crashing and apparently doing so into a very deep sleep. I don't often dream anymore. I don't know if its because I sleep so deeply that I don't remember my dreams, or if it's that I sleep so poorly I never get to that stage of sleep.

Either way, last night I had a dream.

I dreamt I had a huge throbbing hard and erect penis.

I'll give you a few minutes to absorb that.

In my dream, I was still a woman. In fact I was even laying in bed next to my husband. Once he realized I had a throbbing hard on, he made some sort of comment about controlling my libido (much like the comments I make to him when I notice he himself is sporting wood)

I scoffed at him... and I rolled over onto my stomach only to be dismayed at how I now had a hard long object jammed up against my belly sandwiched between me and the bed.

And it was flippin annoying.

I sat there cursing my penis... and how uncomfortable I was with this erection. How I wished it would go away knowing full well there was only one way to make it disappear.

And I wished my husband was a bit more sympathetic to my condition....doesn't he know how uncomfortable this is? He could help... but he chooses not too.

And then in my dream... I think to myself... oooooohhhhhhh.... my poor husband. How annoying must it be when I pull out the "I got a headache card".

Its horrible having a penis. Poor guy.

Thank God I have a vagina.

(imagine the porn surfing googlers I'll get now, as if my after sex deep thoughts segments weren't already drawing them)


*~*Lis*~* said...

faker! you made this up just to get hits didn't ya? :)

A New England Life said...

Okay, I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the fact that you HAD the dream or the fact that you are telling us.

Becca said...

That's kinda hilarious!

Anabelle said...

I felt the need to say it out loud.. if i kept that stuff a secret I would feel as though I was hiding a desire for a penis lol

Kar said...

Much more than weird. TMI.