A Conversation gone Awry

Husband: What perfume were you wearing the other day?

Me: I don't know why? Did you like it?

Husband: Not really

Me: Are you trying to tell me I stink?

Husband: Well no... but there's this perfume called Sunflower's or something...

Me: You want me to smell like someone else??? *exasperated*

Husband: No.. well.. I mean I smelled it at work the other day and I liked it

Me: You smelled another woman?

Husband: I just smelled it and I asked her what it was.

Me: You asked another woman what perfume she was wearing? That's very flirtacious.

Husband: (struggling to recover) no no, well yeah but you know, I meantioned my wife.

Me: I would think a man was flirting with me if he asked me what perfume I was wearing.

Husband: It wasn't like that.. I just liked it.

Me: (yelling now) SUNFLOWERS IS FROM THE 90'S AND ITS VERY OUT DATED I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW! I WEAR JUICY COUTURE.. IT'S VERY IN!!!

Husband: Well I don't like it, it smells sour.

Internally thinking...WTF!!! Me.. heading to bathroom to douche myself in Juicy Couture......I then flouse the smell throughout the kitchen where he is doing dishes.

5 mintues later....
Husband: Oh what? your facebooking and bloggin now that I said you stink?

Me: Yes I am