Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A text conversation between me and the BFF

Me: Call me douche bag, and quit scrogging *insert boys name here*

BFF: Haha In a few

Me: I knew it! You hooker.

BFF: I prefer whore, i'm not getting paid. What are you doing?

Me: Thinking of going for a walk around Ptown.. I'm bored... come with.

BFF: I wish I could.. I have to do a bunch of dumb stuff. Like finish my resume. Tomorrow I can.

Me: You smell like pee :(

BFF: Actually, that is semen