Things that make you go hmmmm

I was up late last night, I couldn't sleep. This resulted in me eventually crashing and apparently doing so into a very deep sleep. I don't often dream anymore. I don't know if its because I sleep so deeply that I don't remember my dreams, or if it's that I sleep so poorly I never get to that stage of sleep.

Either way, last night I had a dream.

I dreamt I had a huge throbbing hard and erect penis.

I'll give you a few minutes to absorb that.










In my dream, I was still a woman. In fact I was even laying in bed next to my husband. Once he realized I had a throbbing hard on, he made some sort of comment about controlling my libido (much like the comments I make to him when I notice he himself is sporting wood)

I scoffed at him... and I rolled over onto my stomach only to be dismayed at how I now had a hard long object jammed up against my belly sandwiched between me and the bed.

And it was flippin annoying.


I sat there cursing my penis... and how uncomfortable I was with this erection. How I wished it would go away knowing full well there was only one way to make it disappear.

And I wished my husband was a bit more sympathetic to my condition....doesn't he know how uncomfortable this is? He could help... but he chooses not too.

And then in my dream... I think to myself... oooooohhhhhhh.... my poor husband. How annoying must it be when I pull out the "I got a headache card".

Its horrible having a penis. Poor guy.


Thank God I have a vagina.

(imagine the porn surfing googlers I'll get now, as if my after sex deep thoughts segments weren't already drawing them)